The Perfect Job

Get up honey…it is time to get up…that’s how God woke me up today! Isn’t that amazing? More than amazing, it was lovely, singular. I have never been awakened in the morning by God before…I laid in my bed with a big smile on my face…then in my mind I imagined an ending for the sentence: it is time to get up and take the world for my kingdom.


The smile turned to a cackle, “take on the world” ha ha ha …but, you know what? I can…as a matter of fact; I’ll apply for the job. I am part of His family. I already know the Boss.. He said that “we” (me included) would do miracles and wonders and would heal the sick and raise the dead. He doesn’t lie, that means I can do this job.

If you decide to take the job as well, you will feel like you were born again..

Think about the pluses:
no age limitations
no gender restrictions
just one book to study
no glass ceiling
the pay is not commensurate with experience but with the willingness to do the job
the human resources department is heavenly.

Sure there are some minuses:
it’s a 24hr a day job
no vacations
no retirement
quitting is a big no-no

But, I tell you, it is a job to die for.