The Biggest SALESMAN in the Universe

The biggest sales “mogul” ever…Yes he has been from generation to generation the best one in sales. With a business that has quickly reached global markets, incalculable number of unhappy customers, he has brought his market shares and stocks higher than any other corporation giant, even in recession times, with colossal earnings.

The incalculable profit that Mr S.O.S (Satan-the Old Serpent)  cash-cow businesses generates cannot be evaluated at all because he has “ZERO” overhead expenses, the raw material is free, in fact it wasn’t paid for nor generated by him. Not only he operates free of expenditures, but also he sells a product that is completely void of value. As a matter of fact all that this genius sells are tiny ideas. Once the consumer entertains the idea or ideas, these will grow to become more rooted in, more like a strong opinion, and from strong opinion to becoming one’s core value is just a matter of time.

Some of his core business top selling “goods” that spread through the world giving him control of the markets are:

#1- The MCFA “Man Came From Amoeba“…it is amazing how quickly this product sold and how fast people bought and buy it still ,everyday, without consulting or even thinking. In my analyses of the market for this product, I understood it gives people a sense that hey are highly intellectualized.

#2- The GIFT “ God Is a Fairy Tale” also got market's total acceptance, surprisingly especially among more educated customers.

#3- The DDE “ Devil Doesn’t Exist” is actually his number one product, which is also the one that gave him the original footprint and expansion on global markets.

#4- HELL “Heaven Entitled and Living at Large“, a type of heaven for all, mathematical impossibility that somehow has worked for him for all this years. This product is the combination of products 1, 2 and 3, the unsolvable equation: although I came from an amoeba and God and devil both don’t exist, there is a “heaven” prepared by (God even though he doesn’t exist or maybe aliens or maybe my amoeba antecessors) for everybody, when they die.

Among some of his non-core products we will find that he has diversified in other much smaller business units that nevertheless cause a tremendous impact on the world market, like: alcohol, drugs, prostitution, greed, wars, adultery, self-centeredness, envy and minor “idea-like” distortions of the truth, all very similar in nature such as: nobody loves me, nobody cares for me, I’m too fat, I’m too old, I’m too sick, I’m too stupid, it’s too late for me, the woman next door is better than my wife, the guy next door is better than my husband, and so far so on…